Eddie did a remarkably good job at keeping a straight face, even while Venom remarked that the irony was thick enough to use a butcher knife on. Loki's words echoed Venom's own, when the symbiote had confessed to coming around to liking Earth. Likewise, Venom had not thought to make such a strong connection to his host, yet here they were.

"Oh, I dunno, I think you'd be surprised. I think some humans can get pretty attached to aliens." Literally, in his case.

"You've certainly giving me plenty to write my article about, but is there anything else you'd like my loyal readers to hear about about you?"