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It's Not a Software Glitch

Sometimes the crew of the Chimaera figured that high command sent them on missions to the Unknown Region just so they didn't have to acknowledge the alien Grand Admiral for a while. Thrawn just took such assignments in stride. Scouts had reported the discovery of a backwater planet near the Unknown Region, and their reports sounded rather strange. A world host to many different native sapient races, able to do strange things that science couldn't explain, which hadn't become space-faring or even technologically caught up to most of the galaxy.

Thrawn was to send a camera crew down to film the planet, both as intel and as potential propaganda material. 'See what these people are going through and how nice would it be if the Empire helped them?' and all that. Thus the Chimaera had taken residence over a large city, later identified as Baldur's Gate, much to the citizens' horror and awe. Apparently their world was no stranger to invaders from another realm.

It was during one of these filming sessions that the crew ran into a rather odd glitch. They filmed a small group of seven people, but only six were showing up on the camera. They could see the man with their own eyes, he was right there, and yet no matter what, he just wasn't showing up on camera. Immediately the group had gone to the tavern where they were staying and reported this to Thrawn. The only explanation was that it was a software glitch, unlike anything they'd seen before. That explanation didn't satisfy Thrawn.

Curiosity immediately piqued, Thrawn asked for a description of the man and the location of where they'd captured the footage, and off he went. He had a pair of Death Troopers, in civilian clothes, nearby just in case, and Thrawn himself wore a hood and sunglasses, which did little to hide his alien features.

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At this angle, Thrawn got a view of the underside of the headboard, and noticed the dents Astarion's fingers had left. Very curious. Thrawn knew that he was stronger than he looked, but to do that kind of damage...

Rational thought left him as Astarion continued to toy with him. Perhaps it should have worried him that someone could leave Thrawn in this state, where he just let his mind go blank, and he lost himself to pleasure. If Astarion was an assassin, Thrawn might not have stood a chance. If Astarion was an assassin, he thought, he would have known before they even got into bed.

He ground his pelvis against Astarion's, moaning into the kiss as pleasure coursed down his groin and to the tips of his toes. His hand toyed with Astarion's curls, before tracing the tip of a pointed ear.

Thrawn's responsiveness to his touches was delightful- the way that cock hardened for him again so quickly, the way his hips bucked up against his, into the shared friction of their cocks pressed together, of Astarion's long fingers wrapped around them both. The way he moaned against the kiss.

A shiver ran down Astarion's spine as fingers came to toy with the tip his ear again, and he sighed against the other man's lips, pulling back to nip at it and then soothe the bite with his tongue.

He kept rocking against him- movement slow and firm to rile him up further, and then released- reaching for the vial of oil again and pouring the rest of it over the other man's cock to leave him slick as could be before setting the vial aside so that he could push himself back up into more of an upright position on his knees, reaching behind himself to line Thrawn's cock up with his entrance before pushing down to take him inside with a groan, eyes closing and his head tilted back as he slowly lowered himself onto him- reaching back to brace his hands behind himself, rested against the other man's thighs.

Whether Thrawn wanted to stay laying down or sit up so that he could continue touching him more easily was something he'd have to decide for himself- until then, Astarion was happy to move ever so slowly in taking him inside- inch by inch, squeezing around him all the while.

"Mmh-"

Thrawn's eyes closed and he moaned softly as he filled Astarion again, hips bucking up into the other man, slicked by oil and his semen. He truly knew how to please a man. So talented, Thrawn was like clay in his hands. Astarion could ask for the world and Thrawn would give it to him.

His fingers dug into Astarion's thigh, dull nails leaving red marks on the pale skin. Thrawn kept his nails neatly trimmed, so they didn't break the skin. Such an interesting contrast, with his blue fingers against that alabaster skin.

Turning his head and letting out a louder moan, Thrawn's eyes cracked open. He hadn't noticed before that there was a mirror behind a screen. Perhaps he'd been just that eager that he hadn't taken an inventory of the room. He paused for a split second.

He saw himself, of course. But Astarion wasn't reflected. Thus, it looked like Thrawn was thrusting his hips up into thin air, and an invisible force was rocking the bed in time with him. So, whatever hid Astarion from cameras also did so for mirrors. But why?

Not wanting to make Astarion suspicious, he faced upward again, reaching up to run his hands along the other man's chest.

Astarion groaned as fingers dug into his thighs, the faint hint of pain making his muscles tense briefly, very much enjoying it. Pre-cum was beading at the tip of his cock- already leaking, leaving a slight spatter of white over the blue skin of Thrawn's abdomen as he moved- keeping each lift of his hips and each move back down torturously slow. No need to make round two end too quickly.

He did only tease for so long though- starting to move quicker as Thrawn's hands roamed over his chest- the cool fingers moving over his skin making him sigh with pleasure. Feeling a tad neglected though, he kept one hand braced against Thrawn's thigh, while the other moved so he could wrap his fingers around himself- stroking himself in time with the thrusts.

Being in control of the pace also made it easier to focus on Thrawn's pleasure as much as his own- relaxing each time he pushed himself down, and squeezing tightly around the length inside him with each move up- effectively milking his cock as he rode him. Thrawn, much like himself, was likely oversensitive in the aftermath of that first orgasm.

But that certainly wasn't going to stop him from ensuring that the second would be as good or even better.

Thrawn was still curious about the mirror trick, but chose to focus on their lovemaking instead. He was still oversensitive from before, but didn't want to come too quickly, and leave Astarion disappointed. He bit his lip as the elf tightened around him, letting out a muffled gasp, meeting each of his thrusts.

He watched Astarion play with himself, and decided to assist, but using his thumb to prod and stroke at the slit of his lover's cock. He then licked the precum off the digit, giving Astarion something to look at.

"I want to watch and feel you paint my chest when you come."

"Mm..."

The thumb brushing over his sensitive slit made him shiver, and though pale skin was already flushed a pretty red, it intensified as that shudder raced up his spine and his eyes were dark with lust as he looked down at the other man.

"Mmh- I can- ah- certainly fulfill that desire-" He said, between sighs and soft moans of pleasure, moving quicker now. The hand braced against Thrawn's thigh moved so that he could lean forward, planting it instead on the bed next to his head so he could lean over him, shifting his hips slightly to angle Thrawn's cock inside him a bit better.

The feel of ridges raking along his sensitive rim, and the angle making it so that he was hitting that spot inside him made him keen with pleasure, another spill of precum painting Thrawn's skin with more translucent white.

This time around Astarion was determined to make Thrawn cum first though. It was only fair.

Thrawn cursed in Cheunh, something he seemed to be doing quite a bit today, so lost was he in pleasure that Basic kept escaping him. He allowed Astarion to move about, nodding as he finally settled and meeting each rock of his hips. With how Astarion was handling things, Thrawn could have just lay back and let the other man do all the work, but Thrawn wanted to contribute too. The room filled with obscene, wet slapping sounds as they moved together, thrusting and grinding.

He raked his fingers down Astarion's back, leaving more dull scratch marks on him.

Thrawn held back his orgasm, or at least made an attempt, not quite wanting this to end. In the end, it was futile, and he moaned Astarion's name as he climaxed, coming inside him yet again, feeling his semen leak out of the other and down his cock.

Astarion hissed softly as fingers raked down along his back- the slight sting of pain making him move faster- eagerly bouncing on Thrawn's cock and letting out soft yelps each time that spot inside him was hit with how he was angling himself. A smile flitted onto his face as Thrawn came- continuing to ride him through it- squeezing tightly around him to let him ride that ecstasy out fully even as he knew it would likely quickly tip over into being oversensitive. That was a type of exquisite pleasure and pain too.

He couldn't hold out too long though before he followed- pushing himself down on the other man's cock fully and groaning as it pushed him over the edge. His body tensing and shuddering through it, his cock twitching as he spilled himself over Thrawn's stomach, a few spatters even making their way up to his chest.

Astarion's eyes remained tightly shut as he rode his orgasm out, breath coming in quick, uneven gasps.

"Fuck," He cursed, once he began coming down from his pleasure high, shifting his position so he could lie down on top of the other man without moving much, the position leaving him still sort of halfway inside him while Astarion draped himself over him.

"Just... Let me rest like this for a moment, darling."

It was a bit more intimate than Astarion would have liked. Perhaps Thrawn was fine with it- maybe he even enjoyed it- but Astarion wasn't really one for cuddles in a situation like this. He just needed to catch his breath a little.

Thrawn arched his back as he felt Astarion come, his own orgasm still pulsing through him at the same time. He swore in his native tongue again as he felt semen land on his stomach and chest. As he came down, he looked up at Astarion. "Take your time."

They would both need to clean up good after this. For now, he rested a hand on Astarion's back, confirming what he'd felt when he'd been clawing at the elf. Scar tissue, and quite a bit of it. It was easy to figure out that was why Astarion hadn't wanted Thrawn to get a good look at his back. He kept his hand still, not wanting to possibly distress the elf, but what little he could feel, he could tell that it wasn't evidence of a battle. It felt like a pattern.

"I can have my Death Troopers order us water for washing."

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"Mm," Astarion hummed, still coming down from his pleasure high. Getting cleaned up was probably a good idea. He imagined that he looked quite disheveled. Still flushed from sex- radiant with afterglow, he liked to imagine- but he definitely felt sweaty and there was a slickness between his legs from the other man's cum leaking out of him- making its way down along the backs of and inner thighs as he moved around. He could feel it, even positioned as he was now.

He could feel his curls sticking to his face too- how the normally perfectly arranged waves at the front was out of place.

"Or we could have a nap first."

Elves didn't sleep, of course. But given Thrawn's apparent surprise at hearing his age earlier, Astarion was banking on him not knowing that.

"A nap would suffice, yes." Astarion had tired him out, which was rather impressive.

He pulled out of the other man at last, sighing with bliss as he felt his cum drip out of Astarion and onto his thighs.

He closed his eyes, wrapping both arms around Astarion to keep him close

Astarion remained still, draped over Thrawn- eyes closed and looking for all intents and purposes like a man dozing off. He waited- waited until he was certain the other man had fallen asleep, before carefully slipping out of his grip. All that time playing the rake, he had gotten just as good at disentangling himself from the grip of a sleeping lover as he was at certain other things.

And when it came to moving about silently he was an expert. He found a towel to wipe between his legs, before slipping his clothes on and fetching the wrapped goblet to stuff into the front of his coat jacket- his movement across the floorboards was silent as the grave too, as he found a note and scribbled down a thank you for the pleasant time message to put on top of Thrawn's clothes to be sure the other man would find it.

There was the opportunity to steal of course and the thought of doing so did give him pause... But aside from recognizing the man's outfit as some sort of uniform meaning that he likely owned valuables, he wasn't entirely sure if he could narrow down what was and wasn't of actual interest if he went rifling through pockets, given how alien the clothes themselves were- aside from the cloak.

Knowing his guards were right outside the door, he opted instead for the window after leaving his note- carefully sliding it up and open before getting up on the windowsill and swinging his legs over to the other side, climbing out onto the roof- carefully sliding down along it and lowering himself down along the gutter until he was down on the street.

Given that darkness had fallen outside, and plenty of drunk, sexed up Baldurians were already shambling through the streets it was no issue at all to blend in with the crowd as he set course for a proper bathhouse. He really felt the need to clean himself up before rejoining his companions.

Thrawn woke up a little over an hour later, much to his surprise, as he hadn't assumed he was that tired. Two orgasms in such a short amount of time had been fun, but tiring, it seemed. He immediately noticed that Astarion was gone, and naturally assumed that the elf had woken up before him and slipped away. A shame, for Thrawn had wanted to talk with him more. No matter, because he intended to return to Baldur's Gate in the near future. He, of course, saw the open window and drew his own conclusions.

He read the note with a smile before having Waffle get him some water to wash up. He simply sponged himself off, knowing that he could just use his personal shower later, and got dressed, folding the note and slipping it into his pocket. He also checked to make sure Astarion hadn't taken anything, and was glad that everything still seemed to be in place.

Death Troopers in tow, Thrawn made his way back to the outskirts, where they'd landed the shuttle.

Their mysterious visitors had left about as quickly and mysteriously as they had appeared, though Astarion's mind had quickly moved on as he'd heard about the ship vanishing from their skies sometime in the afternoon of the day after he had spent some time with their alien visitor.

Perhaps nothing would come of the encounter. Or perhaps he would gain something later. It wasn't worth dwelling on for now.

And life certainly quickly got busy afterwards. Dealing with the brain. Fighting against seemingly impossible odds.

Astarion supposed that they were lucky that the brain had disintegrated on its own rather than turn the whole of the Chionthar and the ocean immediately outside the harbor into Netherbrain soup. Of course his mind had quickly turned elsewhere- chased from his mind were thoughts of the damage in the city. Chased from his thoughts were the Netherbrain, the mind flayers, all he and his companions had experienced as he had been chased back into the shadows.

Huddling someplace dark where the sun couldn't reach him until the fall of night.

The worm was gone. The brain. A cult left in shambles much like the city. And he was left alone with a familiar hunger. But at least Cazador was gone. Being a vampire spawn still had its risks, but as safety went Astarion was probably safer than he had been in a long time. Eventually he thought he might follow his siblings into the Underdark.

But for now he remained.

His new nocturnal schedule was awful for staying informed though- the news that the ship and the strangers from the stars had returned didn't reach him until many hours after the ship's reappearance in the skies. Done reporting back to whatever civilization was out there, perhaps. Showing off the primitive folk. Returned for reasons yet unknown to Astarion.

On this particular night, he was seated in one of the booths at the back of the Elfsong- glad his favorite tavern had made it through the crisis without too much damage. He had a glass of wine in front of him, a folded broadsheet with news on the table, pushed to the side so that Astarion could read a book he'd brought along. Taverns really were the best way to listen in on gossip.

Plus it was nice to be able to sit around and do nothing besides looking pretty with no master, no crisis, and- somewhat sadly and a tad less nice- no companions causing mayhem around him.

Thrawn would have liked to stay a little longer to study the local culture, but duty had called up away. The day before leaving, Thrawn had made sure to scan local artwork into holographic replicas, for later study. He also left with several local books about culture, history and lore, finding the paper books rather quaint. In his studies, he had come across art depicting humanoids with fangs, much like Astarion. Quickly latching on to this, he had gathered more art of such beings, and cross-referenced them with a book he'd bought.

Vampires. Creatures of darkness, who fed on blood to survive. All the artwork and lore said that vampires couldn't stand the sun, for it burned them. Yet Astarion had been walking around in the day. Still, the teeth and the matching scars, and his aversion to food, all pointed to Astarion being a vampire.

He had also found artwork of mind flayers, giving him more insight into them, as well as Drow, and other races of Faerûn. The history of Baldur's Gate was particularly eventful.

Two weeks later, they returned to Faerûn, the Chimaera hovering over Baldur's Gate once more. Initial scans immediately caught his attention. Something had happened, and he was determined to go down and see for himself. This time he put more effort into blending in, having his synthweavers craft him false elf ears and Drow armor.

He surveyed the damage to the city, immediately recognizing an orbital bombardment when he saw one, which left him confused. How could such a primitive world suffer from an orbital bombardment? What had caused this damage?

During the walk, he spotted a cart full of mind flayer corpses, and ordered Pik and Waffle to take a couple back to the shuttle, for dissection later. With them occupied, Thrawn made his way to the Elfsong, hoping to overhear rumors and gather information from the bartender. That was when he spotted a familiar head of curly white hair.

"Hello again, my elven friend."

Though there were a fair amount of people around, that alien blood announced Thrawn's presence to him long before his voice did- though Astarion had the grace to not show his reaction to the scent, looking quite absorbed in his reading. Idly flipping the page with red eyes scanning the words written on it.

Only when the other man spoke did he lift his gaze- eyes flicking to his armor, to the ears, and then finally his face. He smiled, though it was the same practiced not quite genuine smile as last time.

"And hello to you, my darling drow," He said, tone light and jovial. Poking just a little bit of fun at the disguise, "Back again already, are we?"

Astarion had expected it to take longer. Though perhaps he shouldn't have, all things considered.

"Done reporting back to your superiors and all that?" He asked, making an idle yet playful little motion with his hand, expression brightening up just a bit. The smile was fake. His sense of humor and theatrical manner was not.

Since he'd been mistaken for a drow during his first visit, and nobody other than Astarion had gotten a look at his ears or uniform, Thrawn saw no reason to not use that to his advantage. Any questions about his eyes could be waved away as magic. He had even been tempted to color his hair white too, only to decide against it.

"Indeed I am." Thrawn took the spot next to Astarion, glad that the elf was playing along with the disguise.

There was that fake smile again. Thrawn ignored it for now. "It seems that I missed something quite eventful since I left."

"I hear the Underdark is lovely this time of year," Astarion commented, tone light and conversational. Anyone around who might catch bits of their chat would likely be reassured by it, given that the way Astarion spoke indicated that the drow he was talking to was Seldarine and thus less worth being anxious about.

Drow had not been directly behind the Netherbrain and everything else that had happened, but tensions were still running a tad high in the aftermath of it all. Better if they were reassured that everything was quite fine.

That was part of why Astarion had holed up in the Elfsong too. He was a familiar face here. Just another adventurer.

He held up a hand to motion to a tiefling waitress, and then held up two fingers- unspoken communication to bring them a few glasses of wine. Thrawn had sat down next to him so Astarion assumed the man was staying for a chat. He set a couple of pieces of gold on the table so Lakrissa could just pick them up when she brought their wine.

"You missed something quite eventful indeed. I wasn't here for it myself," He lied, "But news travels fast even here. Nautiloids, mind flayers... A gigantic elder brain. One could be surprised the city's still standing."

Thrawn had picked up a few coins the last time he was in Baldur's Gate, and found it interesting that it seemed to be the main source of currency, without the silver and copper coins that made up the smaller amounts. High Command had found that part of his report very interesting.

Astarion was lying again. Thrawn could tell. "It certainly looks to have seen better days. What I found most interesting is that the damage seemed to have been done by orbital bombardment. Yet, last time I was here, I saw no evidence that flying machines exist within Baldur's Gate."

His men were scouting some of the damaged areas, so perhaps they would find some answers.

"Also, this gigantic brain you speak of. I saw no remains of that when I returned." Even if it had fallen into the water, he would have seen bits of it washed ashore.

"I'm not certain what an orbital bombardment is- sounds unpleasant- but the nautiloids are ships similar to your own in that they can fly and travel between planes. More tentacles though. You can find remnants of a crashed vessel out that-a-way," He said, gesturing in the sort of vague direction behind himself, to indicate that one would need to leave the city to find it.

"And the ones above Baldur's Gate, ah, opened fire as it were."

He tilted his head, "All second-hand accounts, of course. I was out of the city on business. Had a family reunion to go to. And a funeral. That sort of thing."

Astarion shrugged the shoulder, "As for the brain, I was quite surprised to find the river and ocean unsullied as well. When I heard the news I was certain the waters had turned into elder brain soup."

"I see." Flying ships that traveled between planes. So Mind Flayers had the means to make such vessels but Faerûn did not. Interesting. Thrawn made a mental note to investigate outside of the city and look for a nautiloid, so he could study it. He would have his scouts take holos of it too.

Astarion still wasn't being entirely truthful. Whatever had happened to the brain, it was like it simply disintegrated. Giant brains that vanished upon death, alien flying machines capable of orbital strikes, all of it was very interesting and worth studying.

"I can have my scouts investigate, at any rate." Reaching into his satchel, Thrawn pulled out an old book. "I found the most interesting piece of literature during my last visit. Have you read this one?"

He laid the book down on the table, the cover facing upward: The Curse of the Vampyr.

Astarion was quick to reach out and flip the book over so that the cover faced down- his schedule being nocturnal now and the Elfsong being his haunt for the time being meant that someone would more than likely notice eventually. Ensuring that it took until he was ready to leave though was preferable given that the tavern was so often visited by adventurers- adventurers unlike his previous companions who could overlook the whole vampire thing. Who would see a monster first and a person never.

Last thing he needed was for someone to see the title, look at him, and connect the dots. And then send word to the nearest cleric with a stake or paladin with a bone to pick with the undead.

That Thrawn had figured it out wasn't too much of a surprise- Astarion had been able to tell that he was the clever sort. That he would be so flippant about revealing that he knew however made the vampire bristle. He lowered his voice to just barely a hiss, "What in the Hells are you doing, bringing that out here?"

He slid the book over on the table, to halfway hide it under his own, keeping his voice low, "Are you trying to announce to any nearby adventurer that they ought to fetch a cleric with a sharp pointy stick to put me back in the ground?!"

Hero that helped save Baldur's Gate didn't mean a thing when one was a vampire. There would always be someone who thought that the only good vampire was a dead one.

Thrawn looked impassively at Astarion, bringing his satchel up onto the table, laying it down and covertly sliding the book back inside, the title still facing down.

"I merely asked you a question," Thrawn replied, trying to play it off as an innocent mistake. Lowering his voice, he said, "Those around us are too drunk to notice a little book like this. I believe that I am also attracting more looks than you are."

What with the glowing red eyes, and hair color that was unusual for a drow.

"Might I suggest questions that are a tad less likely to get some of us killed when you also lay the evidence out plain for anyone to see?"

He had become rather wily over the course of his little adventure. More slippery than he had been. And being a vampire spawn did mean that he was more dangerous than he might look.

But he was no match for a group of seasoned adventurers should they get it into their heads that he was a vampire and thus to b hunted. And the last thing he wanted was a second death coming from getting jumped in an alley.

Getting beaten to death's door once was enough. And there was no coming back if it happened again.

Not that he'd even want to if there was a way to turn him into some sort of double-vampire. Two centuries had been more than long enough suffering under someone else. He wouldn't ever want to live as someone else's slave again for even a second.

"Your quaint little book may not say so but my kind is-" He sighed, collecting himself, "Unpopular, to say the least. It describes us as a beast, does it not?"

And vampire lords most certainly were. But Astarion was still a spawn. He always would be. And vampire spawns weren't the way that the book described his kind. Not entirely anyway.

"Yes, the artwork said as much." Some of the art had been made by those revering vampires, possibly thralls or servants who wanted to be granted the gift of the vampire. Most artwork had shown an innate fear of the subject, though. It told him that vampires were monsters to be feared and to meet one was to greet death.

Yet, that hadn't been the impression he'd gotten from Astarion. Not exactly a hero or upstanding sort, but not a monster either. The artwork and book may have just had a certain bias to them, but Thrawn had the impression that he was missing something.

"But now I am certain I know what caused the so-called glitch in the cameras last time we were here."

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